oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old
This should be a wake-up call to her parents.
She obviously needs help.
Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,
and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.
You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle
with goat or lamb blood,
and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.
This is great way to to teach your child early on
about geometry and foreign languages.
We are very sad to report that Justin Carmical has passed away. On January 23rd 2014, we lost one of the kindest and funniest men in our lives. We loved him almost as much as he loved us and we will miss him more than anyone can fathom. To some of us, he was like a father. He helped us through the toughest times in our lives and was always there for us.
Our deepest sympathies to his wife Jen and his fellow coworkers at Retroware.
the wold wide web has lost a great man. Rip JewWario
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